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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

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[gandere]

[ Is gawking at them like they're insane... wondering how this is physically possible. ]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[PAUSING AGAIN.]

Enjoying the show, kid?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel briefly pauses to nod to Rin and has to block a chainsword stroke with his forearm vambrace, sparks showering down as adamantine teeth chew into Ceramite, then looks back to Cain, readdressing the battle.]

You -are- excellent. [He muses aloud to Cain.]

[macebronia.livejournal.com]

[rider's gonna stare in awe]

I want ten of those.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel favors Rider with a brief grin before turning back to the fight, and says]

They're a bit hard to produce here, sadly.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I've had this one for about a hundred years. I'm not sharing.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Floating off the ground.

He was going to fly to the bar, but then he saw two guys with chain swords.

Just... sort of... stares at them from 8 feet in the air.

He's not drunk yet today, so this is real.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[CAIN IS PRETENDING HE DIDN'T SEE THIS SORCERY. HE MAY JUST...GO AWAY.]

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

[Watching raptly from a nearby treebranch. This is AWESOME.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[Gotta take a breather because giant armored, 8 foot tall guys really wear you out.]

Did you climb up there for the show?

Because Souji wants to grow chest hair too

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

[ Souji is staring, and yes he's surprised. ]

...They're chainsaws, but they're swords.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Just so. Chainswords. Perfect for cracking the shells of armored opponents.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

The ones they had at the hardware shop fall apart too easy. I wouldn't compare them at all.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart just stands back in awe. Jaw dropped and exposing his recently regained razor sharp jaws.]

That.

Is fucking awesome!

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I'm getting that feeling that most people have never seen one of these.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Is it?

[thenorthernwall]

[This is officially the best moment of her life, and she is staring, desperately trying to look unimpressed.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[IT'S NOT WORKING.]

Oh, Lady General.

[yamaxanadu]

[She can't help but stop and stair, she wasn't quite sure what to think. She raises the Rod of Remorse up trying to hide the expression of uncertainty clear on her face.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[Too much manliness here, Shiki.]

It's you again.

p-placeholder sort of...

[ex_seventh238]

[Holding a grocery bag in one arm, chewing on some bread bun in the other, just watching with interest - staring mainly at the swords and Cain because she's fought Garviel she knew about him already.

Yeah she's vaguely impressed but doesn't think either of you are insane. '3' It'd be rude to interrupt a spar though so just gonna popcorn.gif on the side!]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[ARE WE COOL ENOUGH YET?]

[appleknighted.livejournal.com]

[CHAAAAINSWORDS!

Cain totally mentioned those to her once. She had forgotten up until this point, when she was jogging through the park on an errand... and saw them fighting.

With chainswords.

What was she doing again?]

...

[It doesn't matter anymore, because she is going to stand there and gawk. That is her new errand. That.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[Hold on, another break.]

Is something wrong, kid?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Holy shit...Ken had never seen anything like that outside of work before. How could those two make it beautiful?)

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?]

[sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com]

[Well, it was about time something interested while he was snooping around the park. The Major watches the two men duel, quietly at first. If he finds this foolish at all considering his own standing with Garviel, he doesn't show it. He claps lightly at the display.]

Quite impressive.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I've seen better but I'll take your word for it.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ okay Dave was excited about getting Caledscratch back but...

huh

really

seriously

how do those even

whatever he doesn't care just watching enraptured.

there's nothing ironic about it those things are pretty fucking sweet. ]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[BREAK TIME HNNG]

Can I help you there, kid?

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[SO MUCH GAWKING. Miakis can't decide if those things are totally awesome or completely insane... currently leaning toward the former, though, naturally.]

Woooooooow...

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Impressed?

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[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

So... what do you think of them all, Cain? I'd like your opinion as a member of the Imperial Ar- Guard.These people that we have met.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

What do I think of them all...?