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hideandhero[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?
CHAINSWORDS
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
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Date: 2011-06-11 05:03 am (UTC)[Yet.]
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Date: 2011-06-11 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:02 am (UTC)He's the God-Emperor. He fights the Dark Gods on their own plane of existence, ensuring humanity's survival. [At least, that is the drivel given to Commissar's and people of a high enough rank.]
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:03 am (UTC)[Garviel frowns.]
He always told us -not- to worship him as a god. Insisted on it, in fact.
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-12 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-12 02:25 am (UTC)I don't know if there are any Inquisitors around here since they're good at hiding but...
...keep that to yourself for the time being. They'll kill you if that got out.
IRONY OF THIS THREAD HAS JUST GONE OVER 9000
Date: 2011-06-12 02:53 am (UTC)[Asks the man who will help found either the inquisition or the Grey Knights. Or both.]
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:56 am (UTC)And they won't hesitate to "replace" a weapon if they have to, if you get my drift.
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Date: 2011-06-12 02:57 am (UTC)I wonder if they might not have saved us from what happened, had they been established in my time.
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Date: 2011-06-12 03:08 am (UTC)The more he thinks about it, the more it hits on him harder. Finally he just turns around and sighs.]
You need to do me a favor.
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Date: 2011-06-12 03:36 am (UTC)[Technically true, at least in his own time.]
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