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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Comments

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Where do I get one of those.

Or do I just tape a chainsaw to a hilt or something.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

First, you travel about thirty thousand years into the future so you can get a hold of some Adamantium and then you make one. Or just sign up for the Imperial Guard and hope you can live long enough to be an officer so you get issued one.

1/2

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Alright I'll try that out. See you when I get back.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[a few seconds later.]

Nope didn't take.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

That's too bad, really. I'm not in the habit of loaning but you can try it out for a few minutes.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Wait really? Sweet. [he kind of wishes he could captchalogue the thing but Mayfield doesn't work that way u_u] ...how much does it weigh though? My arms aren't going to fall off if I try to hold it right.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

About as much as a broadsword. I'm not some super human and I'm swinging it around with one hand.

[Grabbing onto the safety plate and holding it out.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ well okay he's kind of strong for his age and used to handling swords, so he'll reach for it.

nearly drop it immediately, though he manages to catch his balance in time. ]

Not as bad as I thought it'd be. [ even if he's having trouble lifting it up. ] You two were really going to town with these things though, damn. I don't say this lightly, so take it to heart: those were some pretty sick moves.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

When you have to go up against giant bugs the size of a house, you learn some pretty "sick moves" real quick.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess that's true. Still, it's a pretty badass weapon. I should try alchemizing a chainsaw with pretty much everything I've got... when i get back home anyway.

Pretty much makes anything cooler, dunno why I didn't think of that sooner. Oh except that it'd probably make my shit ten times more likely to kill me too, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

If you swing around anything with a blade like a maniac, you'll kill yourself.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah true, but you gotta admit this thing ups the chances of that happening a bit.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Try not to come across a power sword then.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Is that like some kind of lightsaber thing.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

It glows blue but it's still metal. The thing would cleave my sword in half though.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well that sounds pretty badass too. I guess it's pretty much self explanatory, but the future's got a lot of wicked shit, sign me up.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I guess it is filled with "wicked shit" but swords aren't where it stops.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

What else have you got? I guess you need some serious firepower to take down your giant cockroaches or whatever.

Maybe a huge can of Raid or something I dunno.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen too many of them but we have these things called Baneblades. They're giant tanks with two massive lascannons, two heavy bolters, two giant cannons, and one super massive cannon. They're practically unbeatable.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah that kind of sounds like overdoing it a bit. [hm...] Sweet. Having one of those things around here would be pretty fucking convenient.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Maybe one day, I'll get my Salamander back. Think you can drive well?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Don't have a license but I could probably pull it off. [...unsure...] What's a Salamander though? Like some sort of tank?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

It's my command vehicle. I made sure it's speed governor was removed but the driver gets to use the flamer and the heavy bolter attached to it.

[He's asking because Dave seems absolutely reckless and reckless drivers are the best drivers in his opinion.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[...he has no idea what a heavy bolter is, but flamer sounds pretty self explanatory.]

If you get that thing back, give me a call. I guarantee you some seriously nasty shit will go down.