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Jun. 7th, 2011 08:40 pm
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[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Date: 2011-06-09 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
...lasguns? Like Laser guns? [He's trying to figure out the naming scheme here.]

Date: 2011-06-09 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Well I guess if you're given them to big buff dudes, 'specially like Garvi, you'd want the weapons to be pretty hardy.

Date: 2011-06-09 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
Guys like Garviel carry bolters. Lasguns are way too small for them.

Date: 2011-06-09 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Oh. Well, fair enough, even though that's kinda disappointing. Why not make 'em lascanons?

Date: 2011-06-09 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
Lascanons are the kind of weapon that takes two people to set up and use. They're a better defensive weapon than a offensive one.

Date: 2011-06-09 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Shit, I was just being dumb, you mean they actually exist and are called that?

Date: 2011-06-09 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
[Now Ken is just gonna throw out names to see how far he gets]

Lasrifles?

Date: 2011-06-09 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Longlas? That's not nearly as fun of a name. [He laughs a bit]

Well, I'd better let you two get back to practice.

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