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hideandhero[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?
CHAINSWORDS
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
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Date: 2011-06-08 12:51 am (UTC)He was going to fly to the bar, but then he saw two guys with chain swords.
Just... sort of... stares at them from 8 feet in the air.
He's not drunk yet today, so this is real.]
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Date: 2011-06-08 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-08 12:54 am (UTC)What... the ☠☠☠☠... is that?
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Date: 2011-06-08 12:55 am (UTC)I'm just going to pretend you're wearing a jetpack before we go any further.
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Date: 2011-06-08 12:57 am (UTC)[Settles down to land on his feet. Taking a couple unsteady steps before he regains his balance.]
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Date: 2011-06-08 01:02 am (UTC)I'm not a ☠☠☠☠ witch, but I got the Heart Star. So I guess it's magic.
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Date: 2011-06-08 01:07 am (UTC)1/2
Date: 2011-06-08 01:15 am (UTC)I'm a super hero. A magical super hero.
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Date: 2011-06-08 01:16 am (UTC)Yeah, I quit being a super hero, so ☠☠☠☠ that part of it too.
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Date: 2011-06-08 01:24 am (UTC)You don't read many books, do you?