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Jun. 7th, 2011 08:40 pm
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[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Date: 2011-06-08 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
[Headtilt. You look awfully young to be so old. She asks what to her is an obvious question.]

You guys mages?

Date: 2011-06-08 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
[WHOA, RECOILING.]

That's a nasty insult you got there, kid.

Date: 2011-06-08 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
[This does not make sense.]

How the hell is that an insult? I just asked a question.

Date: 2011-06-08 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
Don't get involved with magic and sorcery. Trust me on that one.

Date: 2011-06-08 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
Because when a Dark God comes knocking at your door asking for your soul, you'll be wishing you did. And then you'll be praying it's not Slaneesh.

Date: 2011-06-08 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
....What kinda weirdo place do you come from.

Date: 2011-06-08 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
The future. The year 41,000.

Date: 2011-06-08 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
Forty-one thousand?

...

Remind me not to live that long.

[Just how long do soulless people go on for anyway, please say it's not for *40,000 more years*.]

Date: 2011-06-08 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
I hope you don't live that long.

Date: 2011-06-08 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
I may not have a choice.

[A pause. Experiment time.]

A mage stole my soul. I can't die.

[Let's not mention she's one herself, normally.]

Date: 2011-06-08 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
[...suspicious look.]

What.

Date: 2011-06-08 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
I forget the last five minutes of conversation and in return, I don't shoot you in the head.

Date: 2011-06-09 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
[Not impressed, sir]

Right. Just go back to your little game then, okay?

Date: 2011-06-09 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
Something like that. And if you're ever feeling weird and wanting to see blood all over, go the opposite direction away from me.

Date: 2011-06-09 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
The hell are you talking about? I'm not some sort of psycho. Besides, Mayfield was so kind as to put me back together.

Date: 2011-06-09 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
The Dark Gods don't care if you're same either. They'll shove a Blood Prince or something inside your soulless body just because they can.

Date: 2011-06-09 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
[She furrows her brow at him. This guy is nuts.]

Yeah, okay. I didn't come here for a lecture, I came here for a show.

Date: 2011-06-09 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
That part ended when I realized you were a walking sacrifice.

Date: 2011-06-09 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
[She rolls her eyes.] Don't be such a pansy. You that scared of a little girl?

Date: 2011-06-09 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
I've seen little girls sprout chitinous claws and try to cleave me in two. Don't even go there.

Date: 2011-06-09 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com
Well, I can't make you believe me. You can fight a gigantic armored guy with chainsaw swords, but you're too nervous about a girl sitting in a tree doing nothing.

Date: 2011-06-09 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com
Because that guy is a Space Marine and they work with the people I work with.

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