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[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?
CHAINSWORDS
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
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Date: 2011-06-11 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-11 05:16 am (UTC)So we named it that, and proceeded to bring it to compliance by killing every alien on it.
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Date: 2011-06-11 05:47 am (UTC)Gotta give that sort of exposition from the top, big man.
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Date: 2011-06-12 01:54 am (UTC)While I am a storyteller, or so I am told by my brothers of the Legion, I generally need to be told to tell a story if I am to properly craft the account.
[He rubs his neck, thoughtful.]
Would you like to hear stories of my world sometime?
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Date: 2011-06-12 04:56 am (UTC)Yours sound pretty badass. Better than mine at least, mine is just pretty lame for the most part.
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Date: 2011-06-12 04:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-12 05:06 am (UTC)