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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Comments

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel waves cheerily to Dave.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Sup big dude.

That thing's actually pretty fitting for you.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

So I've been told.

[He smiles at Dave.]

Thank you again for not slaying me. My family here would have been sad.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

That's kind of backwards. You shouldn't have to thank people for not killing. That should kind of be a given.

But I guess you're welcome anyway.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[He nods and smiles slightly.]

I'm also glad you made it through.

This town is so very loathsome, at times.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

That's one hell of an understatement.

If you asked me I'd call it downright detestable, bordering on incorrigibly deplorable.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel actually laughs.]

You have a way with words, my friend.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Wordsmithing is my trade and vocation.

So I guess they gave you that thing for all your troubles? I got a sword from back home too but it kinda seems lame in comparison.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, I have found what people receive is entirely random. Perhaps next time you will get something you particularly like?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Worst random grab bag ever. I mean, it's not like I don't like what I got, just wouldn't have been my first choice.

Swords are kinda only useful when you need to use it. Which hopefully won't be often.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

You really can't say when a sword will be useful in a place like this. I still like to get in my 8 hours of practice a day though.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

That's true. If I realized anything last week, it's that I need to be able to protect myself.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

I can teach you as much as you like, if you're willing.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[it's a blow to his pride to admit this but...]

...yeah, that might be helpful. I can probably use whatever I can get.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Just give me a call, or come by in person, I'll be happy to help.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Alright. If I ever feel like brushing up, you'll be the dude I go to.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel gives him a smile.] Talk to cain as well, he's quite an excellent swordsman and a little closer to your size. You'll learn more about fighting human opponents from him than you can from me.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

I guess you probably stick with fighting other giants or something, huh.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Just whatever is the enemy of humanity and the Imperium at the time.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Like giant bugs.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. I did fight the Megarachnids of Murder once. Did I tell you about that?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

The other dude said something about them.

But wait are they seriously called that. Someone legitimately named them the Megarachnids of Murder? Sounds like a lame sports team.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

That's what we Astartes named them. The name of the Planet was Murder, and we found huge 8 legged creatures there. They slew 3 companies of Blood Angels, and nearly destroyed an entire company of the Emperor's children sent to rescue them as well.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Wait no hold up somebody named an entire planet Murder?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Yes. The final tranmission from Captain Frome was, "This world is Murder."

So we named it that, and proceeded to bring it to compliance by killing every alien on it.