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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Comments

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ okay Dave was excited about getting Caledscratch back but...

huh

really

seriously

how do those even

whatever he doesn't care just watching enraptured.

there's nothing ironic about it those things are pretty fucking sweet. ]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[BREAK TIME HNNG]

Can I help you there, kid?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Where do I get one of those.

Or do I just tape a chainsaw to a hilt or something.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

First, you travel about thirty thousand years into the future so you can get a hold of some Adamantium and then you make one. Or just sign up for the Imperial Guard and hope you can live long enough to be an officer so you get issued one.

1/2

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Alright I'll try that out. See you when I get back.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[a few seconds later.]

Nope didn't take.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

That's too bad, really. I'm not in the habit of loaning but you can try it out for a few minutes.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Wait really? Sweet. [he kind of wishes he could captchalogue the thing but Mayfield doesn't work that way u_u] ...how much does it weigh though? My arms aren't going to fall off if I try to hold it right.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

About as much as a broadsword. I'm not some super human and I'm swinging it around with one hand.

[Grabbing onto the safety plate and holding it out.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ well okay he's kind of strong for his age and used to handling swords, so he'll reach for it.

nearly drop it immediately, though he manages to catch his balance in time. ]

Not as bad as I thought it'd be. [ even if he's having trouble lifting it up. ] You two were really going to town with these things though, damn. I don't say this lightly, so take it to heart: those were some pretty sick moves.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

When you have to go up against giant bugs the size of a house, you learn some pretty "sick moves" real quick.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess that's true. Still, it's a pretty badass weapon. I should try alchemizing a chainsaw with pretty much everything I've got... when i get back home anyway.

Pretty much makes anything cooler, dunno why I didn't think of that sooner. Oh except that it'd probably make my shit ten times more likely to kill me too, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

If you swing around anything with a blade like a maniac, you'll kill yourself.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah true, but you gotta admit this thing ups the chances of that happening a bit.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel waves cheerily to Dave.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Sup big dude.

That thing's actually pretty fitting for you.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

So I've been told.

[He smiles at Dave.]

Thank you again for not slaying me. My family here would have been sad.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

That's kind of backwards. You shouldn't have to thank people for not killing. That should kind of be a given.

But I guess you're welcome anyway.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[He nods and smiles slightly.]

I'm also glad you made it through.

This town is so very loathsome, at times.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

That's one hell of an understatement.

If you asked me I'd call it downright detestable, bordering on incorrigibly deplorable.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel actually laughs.]

You have a way with words, my friend.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Wordsmithing is my trade and vocation.

So I guess they gave you that thing for all your troubles? I got a sword from back home too but it kinda seems lame in comparison.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, I have found what people receive is entirely random. Perhaps next time you will get something you particularly like?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Worst random grab bag ever. I mean, it's not like I don't like what I got, just wouldn't have been my first choice.

Swords are kinda only useful when you need to use it. Which hopefully won't be often.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

You really can't say when a sword will be useful in a place like this. I still like to get in my 8 hours of practice a day though.