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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

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[gandere]

[ Is gawking at them like they're insane... wondering how this is physically possible. ]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[PAUSING AGAIN.]

Enjoying the show, kid?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel briefly pauses to nod to Rin and has to block a chainsword stroke with his forearm vambrace, sparks showering down as adamantine teeth chew into Ceramite, then looks back to Cain, readdressing the battle.]

You -are- excellent. [He muses aloud to Cain.]

[macebronia.livejournal.com]

[rider's gonna stare in awe]

I want ten of those.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel favors Rider with a brief grin before turning back to the fight, and says]

They're a bit hard to produce here, sadly.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I've had this one for about a hundred years. I'm not sharing.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Floating off the ground.

He was going to fly to the bar, but then he saw two guys with chain swords.

Just... sort of... stares at them from 8 feet in the air.

He's not drunk yet today, so this is real.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[CAIN IS PRETENDING HE DIDN'T SEE THIS SORCERY. HE MAY JUST...GO AWAY.]

[gandere]

I'm hardly a child.

[ Shrugging her shoulders. ]

Might be careful. Garviel would be upset if he hurt you because of your inability to pay attention.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Just floating there... cause when do you see chainsaw swords ever?]

What... the ☠☠☠☠... is that?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I'm taking a break. You can't be a normal human and fight one of these guys longer than ten minutes.

[gandere]

This is why I prefer magecraft.

[ She's just going to sit here and wait for one of the chainswords to break.. its bound to happen with how big Garviel is, right? That's what she thinks at least. ]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[slowly...looking up.]

I'm just going to pretend you're wearing a jetpack before we go any further.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Ah, Cain, this is my friend Rin Tohsaka. Are you two acquainted already?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Nope! Those things just keep chugging away against one another. About the only thing that can parry a chainsword is another chainsword, or a power sword which will just cut through them because it has a molecular disruption field.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

I'm aware of the fact that she thinks she beats me on experience but hasn't grown any hair down there.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Are you wearing an anti-grav belt?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Why would I need a jet pack?

[Settles down to land on his feet. Taking a couple unsteady steps before he regains his balance.]

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel, as innocent as always, queries.]

Hair down where exactly?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No, it's a leather belt. 20 bucks.

[gandere]

[ Totaaaally rocking on her heels, pretending to be a part of this conversation. Until Garviel asks that question.

Suddenly, there's no more carefree attitude as she huffs up. ]

Garviel, don't ask stupid questions like that!!

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

That's an expensive belt.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Because it's sorcery if it isn't and you don't look like any frakking sanctioned psyker if I've ever seen one.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

[Watching raptly from a nearby treebranch. This is AWESOME.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

...you can't be serious...