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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I have to replace the chains fairly regularly when they get fouled with too much... er, meat from my foes.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I bet. Chainsaws can go through a lot of stuff with out pausin'.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Especially when tipped with adamantine Teeth.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[[ooc: so I'm just gonna mish this conversation and the one with cain time line wise so..yes...]]

Yeah, it's way lighter then it seems too.


So are you really a thousand years old?

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Er, no?

Astartes haven't even been around for a thousand years. I'm well over the century mark, though.

[He looks maybe 30.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh ok. [Ken looks...vaguely disappointed, but he hides it after a second.]

Anyways, I just came over to say hi to you two.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you did.

How is Miakis doing?

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Miakis is doing fine. She's pretty much recovered from what happened last week, thankfully.

How'd you do?

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I am passing well. I survived, as did my assigned family.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Good job! I'm glad to hear it. It was just fuckin' crazy out there.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
So I have been told.

[He looks bitter for a moment.]

This town is insidious, poisonous.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It seems to thrive on puttin' us in positions to do stuff we'd never other wise do.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then deny them, don't let them win.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, [Ken laughs, a bit bitterly for a second] Yeah... I just want this to be over soon.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
We all must endure it. Our honor is all we can cling to here.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you're right Garvi. [Garviel is hitting all the nerves here]. What ever the case, we gotta do what we can to make it so that everyone's safer.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He crosses to Ken and pats him on the shoulder.]

And so we shall, friend. And so we shall.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[The pat makes him feel better, and he looks up at Garvi, his smile becoming more confident.]

Yeah! We will!

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Garviel beams a smile, and slides his helmet back on.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Have fun Garvi! I'll catch you guys later.