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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell is a 'techpriest', someone who worships technology?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
See, you got it right on your first try.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [Ken thinks about this for a minute]. So you're saying one of them could build me one?

[A chainsword would be useful to have around the house, especially if Juri came calling again. That thing would give even her pause.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
His name is Klaus, I think. I don't know what kind of payment he'd ask for. He seems to be big on brains.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus huh? Well, no harm in asking. If I can't pay what he wants then I guess I don't get one. Thanks man.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Ken just grinned at him.] How long have you been practicing with that thing?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
How long? I've got about a hundred years of combat experience. They say I'm the best swordsman in the Segmentum but I think that's an exaggeration.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I forgot you're like, a million years old.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm only about a hundred and fifty years old.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's still a long fuckin' time!

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That Garviel is probably over a thousand years old, knowing him.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know if Astartes can die of old age.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I just don't question it.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
That's just...just...

HOW.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Something to do with the God-Emperor and his geneseed.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck your world is confusing, and really really brain hurting.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're just asking the wrong person about Space Marines. I'm just a Commissar.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't sure I wanna know anymore.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, if I get one of those things...I wonder what Miakis would think.

Anyways, thanks for letting me try yours.

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