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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

It would have to be. I mean, normal chainsaws are a pain cause they're unwieldy but shit man...

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Want to hold it? It weighs about as much as a broadsword.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Can I?! [If he was a shoujo character, there would be sparkles)

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[He passes it over, holding onto the safety strip.]

Careful with the activator there.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken nodded and took the weapon carefully. He's held chainsaws before, and a sword once, but this took the cake.

Holy shit this was cool)

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Just thumb the switch and start swinging. And don't hit yourself or that body part will fly off.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Alright... [Ken poked the switch and was rewarded when the chainsword sprang to life]

WOW!

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[It's like watching a kid on christmas]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Yes, yes it really is. While it's obvious that Ken isn't really used to slicing weapons as opposed to stabby ones, he's picking it up quite quickly.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Ready to join the Imperial Guard yet?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Haha, I don't think you guys would want me, but this thing is pretty damn awesome!

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

If you say so, I guess.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Um, you might wanna take it away from him. He's starting to make the noise along with it.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET HIS ARM SLICED OFF.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Eventually Ken turns it off and hands it back to Cain, grinning widely]

That was really fun!

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Beg the right person and maybe you can get one.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

These things are just from you and Garvi's world though, right?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

There's some techpriest here who can handle it.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Techpriest?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Techpriest.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a 'techpriest', someone who worships technology?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

See, you got it right on your first try.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Oh. [Ken thinks about this for a minute]. So you're saying one of them could build me one?

[A chainsword would be useful to have around the house, especially if Juri came calling again. That thing would give even her pause.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

His name is Klaus, I think. I don't know what kind of payment he'd ask for. He seems to be big on brains.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Klaus huh? Well, no harm in asking. If I can't pay what he wants then I guess I don't get one. Thanks man.