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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Holy shit...Ken had never seen anything like that outside of work before. How could those two make it beautiful?)

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[The five year old in him certainly does. So does the twenty year old him.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Having fun watching?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

How the hell do you two lift those things...

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Adamantium is lighter than it looks.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

It would have to be. I mean, normal chainsaws are a pain cause they're unwieldy but shit man...

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Want to hold it? It weighs about as much as a broadsword.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Can I?! [If he was a shoujo character, there would be sparkles)

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[He passes it over, holding onto the safety strip.]

Careful with the activator there.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken nodded and took the weapon carefully. He's held chainsaws before, and a sword once, but this took the cake.

Holy shit this was cool)

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Just thumb the switch and start swinging. And don't hit yourself or that body part will fly off.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Alright... [Ken poked the switch and was rewarded when the chainsword sprang to life]

WOW!

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[Garviel stops, and gives Ken a smile.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken grins at him and waves] Hey!

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

How do you do, Ken?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm doin' alright. You two havin' fun?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

We are practicing.

[What is fun? Something that happens to other people.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken laughs a bit, oh Garvi] I can see that. Man those things are cool. [He points at the chain sword.]

How often do you gotta replace it? I bet you put yours through the wringer.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

I have to replace the chains fairly regularly when they get fouled with too much... er, meat from my foes.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I bet. Chainsaws can go through a lot of stuff with out pausin'.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Especially when tipped with adamantine Teeth.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: so I'm just gonna mish this conversation and the one with cain time line wise so..yes...]]

Yeah, it's way lighter then it seems too.


So are you really a thousand years old?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Er, no?

Astartes haven't even been around for a thousand years. I'm well over the century mark, though.

[He looks maybe 30.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Oooh ok. [Ken looks...vaguely disappointed, but he hides it after a second.]

Anyways, I just came over to say hi to you two.