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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
My name is Garviel Loken.

[He nods]

That is entirely possible. I live on Stevens street, where do you live?

[identity profile] appleknighted.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Stevens? I live on Stevens! At... um... [Hold that thought. She has to check for the address, which is written on a note that she gets from her pocket. It's not that she doesn't know where she lives, she does; it's that she can never recall the number, which is what other people keep asking about.] 2236 Stevens Street.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
It would appear we are neighbors then!

I live at 2237 with Luca, Flonne, and Yuna.

[identity profile] appleknighted.livejournal.com 2011-06-11 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
We are? So that's why you're familiar! I bet I've seen you next door!

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Loken!

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-11 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
The pleasure is mine, Mamzel.

[identity profile] appleknighted.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! All right! That makes much more sense.

Soooo... are... you a robot, Mr. Loken?

[Because dat armor.]

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
No. I am human. Well, an Astartes. A posthuman outgrowth of the human genetic tree, designed to protect men like Cain and yourself.

[identity profile] appleknighted.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
A... posthuman... [staaaare.] Uh, so, you protect people? Does that make you something like a knight?

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes and no. I have a code of honor but I am not a knight. I do protect humanity, though.