hideandhero: (HERO)
Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Give it back and I'll show you a trick.
thenorthernwall: (Vogue.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-09 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. [She surrenders it to him and takes a step back.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Danger? NAH.

He just starts spinning the sword around his finger, keeping it balanced.]


See, it's not that bad.

[He's either stronger than he ever lets on or Olivier is hallucinating.]
thenorthernwall: (I don't wanna be friends.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-09 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets the impressed eyebrow raise. And maybe the very impressed pursing of her lips.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He tosses it into the air and it lands straight into its sheath.]

...I don't do my paperwork so I get a lot of free time...
thenorthernwall: (Housewives.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-09 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Golf clap.] Well. As much as I'd like to go toe to toe with you, I like my arms intact.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
When more of my stuff comes in, we'll see how it does.
thenorthernwall: (Who wants to live forever?)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see it. This is definitely an area of interest for me.