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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I forget the last five minutes of conversation and in return, I don't shoot you in the head.

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Not impressed, sir]

Right. Just go back to your little game then, okay?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that. And if you're ever feeling weird and wanting to see blood all over, go the opposite direction away from me.

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
The hell are you talking about? I'm not some sort of psycho. Besides, Mayfield was so kind as to put me back together.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
The Dark Gods don't care if you're same either. They'll shove a Blood Prince or something inside your soulless body just because they can.

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She furrows her brow at him. This guy is nuts.]

Yeah, okay. I didn't come here for a lecture, I came here for a show.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
That part ended when I realized you were a walking sacrifice.

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes.] Don't be such a pansy. You that scared of a little girl?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen little girls sprout chitinous claws and try to cleave me in two. Don't even go there.

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I can't make you believe me. You can fight a gigantic armored guy with chainsaw swords, but you're too nervous about a girl sitting in a tree doing nothing.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Because that guy is a Space Marine and they work with the people I work with.