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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart grits his teeth, trying to hide his inhuman shark demi-god teeth. Already knowing the bad rap his witch/mom got and his own origins.]

Really?

You don't say...

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

It's self defense anyway. Tyranids want to eat everyone, Necrons want to kill all life, Eldar hate humans, Chaos wants to turn everyone into demon worshipers, and the Orks just want to fight. The Tau aren't so bad though, even if they do have blue skin.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Wow.

The future sure sounds like it sucks.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

If you're a Commissar, it has its perks. If you're part of the Imperial Guard...well, sorry about your luck. I read a report once that Guardsmen have a life expectancy of about fifteen hours once a fight starts.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I sincerely hope the future yours from is not ours.

Is the Earth still around or did it get blownup among the crappiness?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Terra is where the corpse of the God-Emperor still sits. Somewhere on his golden throne. In short, yes, it's still the center of the government.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Ahuh...

So, uh, did anything have to do with a particularly big... sea monster or something?

[His dad, Leviathan, primal arch-god of the ocean who's supposed to die and get eaten at the end of the world.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Okay then.

Still, I guess this place must seem like an improvement compared to where you're from, eh?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

It's like a vacation. I'm loving it and that's not sarcasm.