hideandhero: (HERO)
Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
thenorthernwall: (Bitch please.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[This is officially the best moment of her life, and she is staring, desperately trying to look unimpressed.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S NOT WORKING.]

Oh, Lady General.
thenorthernwall: (What I REALLY want.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Haaalf a smirk. This is her sexy face, I swear.]

What is that?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
This is my personal melee weapon.
thenorthernwall: (Vogue.)

Entendres are here!

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Noted. It's a bit bigger than usual, I'd say.

/plays along

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Everything is a little bigger when I'm involved.
thenorthernwall: (Femme fatale.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to have to see evidence of that.
thenorthernwall: (Battle vixen.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'd offer to go head to head with you, but I haven't taken one like that on in quite some time. Even I know the limits of my own body.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not just about your body. This thing will cleave your sword in two without a second though.
thenorthernwall: (Default)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I can tell. One of my men had something similar. [He will never hear her say anything more fondly than that. Still ice-cold, but a soldier should be able to recognize a soldier's heart.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully this brings back good memories then.
thenorthernwall: (I'll wait.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Very good ones.

Let me have a closer look.

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[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Garviel pauses to bow formally to the Major General, and he salutes her with his chainsword as well.]

Edited 2011-06-08 01:52 (UTC)
thenorthernwall: (Nuh UH girl.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Garviel gets a smirk, too, but then a terrible frown. Way to keep reminding her of him.]

Loken.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Is something wrong?

[He gives her a quizzical look.]
thenorthernwall: (Brought to bear.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Let me try that, though.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly.

Activation rune is by your thumb, here you are then.

[He hands it over for a moment, and smiles brightly at her.]

thenorthernwall: (Sukeban.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[She takes it, regarding it carefully.]

A tutorial, if you don't mind.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly. It swings much like a broadsword, only a bit heavier, as mine is Astartes-grade. Normally I'd suggest a human use two hands but you're strong enough to manage it with one.

It is primarily a cutting weapon, I don't recommend using it as a thrusting blade without a bit of practice, the motion of the blades will throw your balance off until you're used to the blade moving even while you swing it. Broad strikes are best, because you can carve a lot off with them. You can also reverse the direction of the blades to throw your opponent's parry off.

[He sounds a bit like his old self as a scout-sergeant, teaching a recruit the basics of how to use a chainsword.]

thenorthernwall: (Modern Major General.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-08 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Quietly:] Like this?

[She steps out away from him and moves the blade in a wide arc. She imagines this is what it must feel like to have automail...]

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... not bad. Allow me to adjust your grip here slightly]

[His armored hands touch hers as he reaches around.]
thenorthernwall: (I'm a free bitch baby.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-09 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She tenses, but lets him guide her hand.] This way, then.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Garviel nods, and blinks, noticing the tension.]

Everything all right then?
thenorthernwall: (Truly beautiful (anime))

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2011-06-09 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not used to people being this close to me. I don't really like it.

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