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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Those flat bladed things? Those would have gotten me killed dozens of times over.

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
It helps when your opponent has a weapon without the chainsaw attachment.

[ Just amazed that Cain hasn't sustained any wound on him. Nevermind that his first encounters with Cain was helping him in the kitchen. ]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Some ork axes don't, thankfully.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ork Axes are pretty nasty, with or without a chainblade. I have a notch on my bolter from a warboss trying to cut me in half, caught it on the trigger-guard.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Warbosses are a different story. Did I ever tell you I killed one of those myself before? I bet that would even impress an Astartes.