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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Someone your size has to worry about breaking armor on an opponent?

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Astartes generally fight things even larger than we are. Orks, Megarachnids, various mechanical units.

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
But Cain is half your size.

[ Says this, yet knowing that Cain isn't a bloody pile of shreds right now. ]</small<

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
He is also my friend, and we both need to keep in practice.

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't want Cain to go too hard on you.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I must confess I am impressed. It is a rare feat for a mortal to parry even one blow from my sword, let alone keep up with me. He must have been training for years.

[He was.]