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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-08 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Totaaaally rocking on her heels, pretending to be a part of this conversation. Until Garviel asks that question.

Suddenly, there's no more carefree attitude as she huffs up. ]


Garviel, don't ask stupid questions like that!!

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
...you can't be serious...

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Sorry. Was that a stupid question?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to line you up for a sexual education class someday.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-06-09 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't need anything of the sort!

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I can tell he does really bad.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I know all about that sort of thing.

[He scowls.]

I read it in a book once. There were helpful pictures.