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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Just floating there... cause when do you see chainsaw swords ever?]

What... the ☠☠☠☠... is that?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

[slowly...looking up.]

I'm just going to pretend you're wearing a jetpack before we go any further.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Why would I need a jet pack?

[Settles down to land on his feet. Taking a couple unsteady steps before he regains his balance.]

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Because it's sorcery if it isn't and you don't look like any frakking sanctioned psyker if I've ever seen one.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

I don't know his dirty attire and general unkempt stink would remind me strongly of most of the astropaths I knew.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

He has his eyes in his sockets. Astropath is definitely out.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Sorcery? You mean magic?

I'm not a ☠☠☠☠ witch, but I got the Heart Star. So I guess it's magic.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

You do realize that using magic is a good way to attract the Dark Gods, right?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'm not racist, so I don't care what god it attracts. I don't think the gods really care about me.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Er, the gods of the Warp are not to be trifled with, Captain.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

What the frak does it have to do with racism? A body for unholy worship is a body to those gods.

1/2

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What are you even talking about?

I'm a super hero. A magical super hero.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

☠☠☠☠, that sounds stupid.

Yeah, I quit being a super hero, so ☠☠☠☠ that part of it too.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Then let me tell you that it's technically my job to kill people like you on sight.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? He seems like rather a worthless wastrel than a chaos spawnt o me.

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

That's what the Dark God of Trickery wants you to think.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Are you wearing an anti-grav belt?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

No, it's a leather belt. 20 bucks.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

That's an expensive belt.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

20 bucks back home... these are my clothes from where I came from. 20 dollar belts were pretty ☠☠☠☠ standard.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Ah, how intriguing. Is that called inflation?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... money doesn't inflate.

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Ah.

You don't read many books, do you?