Commissar Ciaphas Cain (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm
hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm
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[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?
CHAINSWORDS
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.
None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.
Yes, they're clashing.
Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.
Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.
At the park, of course.
Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]
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I want ten of those.
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They're a bit hard to produce here, sadly.
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The jumps in technology over time never cease to amaze me.
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[He grins.]
Yes, we were able to subjugate most of the known galaxy with blades like this. And boltguns, as well.
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There's nothing more honorable than sharing a sword with a king. Even if the sword's as awesome as yours!
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