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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
If you're a Commissar, it has its perks. If you're part of the Imperial Guard...well, sorry about your luck. I read a report once that Guardsmen have a life expectancy of about fifteen hours once a fight starts.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
By the way, where exactly are you from?
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-06-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I do remember, but.... Is it such a wise idea to use it between the two of you?
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-06-08 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
You must be stronger than I gave you credit for.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't give me too much credit. I'd hate to not fulfill some ridiculous expectation.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I sincerely hope the future yours from is not ours.

Is the Earth still around or did it get blownup among the crappiness?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Terra is where the corpse of the God-Emperor still sits. Somewhere on his golden throne. In short, yes, it's still the center of the government.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ahuh...

So, uh, did anything have to do with a particularly big... sea monster or something?

[His dad, Leviathan, primal arch-god of the ocean who's supposed to die and get eaten at the end of the world.]

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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-06-08 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I will try not too and will keep you to low standards.

p-placeholder sort of...

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2011-06-08 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Holding a grocery bag in one arm, chewing on some bread bun in the other, just watching with interest - staring mainly at the swords and Cain because she's fought Garviel she knew about him already.

Yeah she's vaguely impressed but doesn't think either of you are insane. '3' It'd be rude to interrupt a spar though so just gonna popcorn.gif on the side!]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Nope.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'd prefer that greatly, thanks.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ARE WE COOL ENOUGH YET?]
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-06-08 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
You are definitely an interesting man.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm going to have to ask why.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Okay then.

Still, I guess this place must seem like an improvement compared to where you're from, eh?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's like a vacation. I'm loving it and that's not sarcasm.

[identity profile] appleknighted.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[CHAAAAINSWORDS!

Cain totally mentioned those to her once. She had forgotten up until this point, when she was jogging through the park on an errand... and saw them fighting.

With chainswords.

What was she doing again?
]

...

[It doesn't matter anymore, because she is going to stand there and gawk. That is her new errand. That.]

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Hold on, another break.]

Is something wrong, kid?

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[She effortlessly hops down from the tree, and takes hold of it. She knows she probably can't, but should have no problems if she ever gets some of her powers back. Not that she wants half of them anyway.]

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You both seem like you're in one piece. Can't be that hard.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've got about a hundred years of combat experience under my belt. He's got even more.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Holy shit...Ken had never seen anything like that outside of work before. How could those two make it beautiful?)

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?]

1/idek

[identity profile] appleknighted.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[...is something wrong?]

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