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Commissar Ciaphas Cain ([personal profile] hideandhero) wrote2011-06-07 08:40 pm

3rd

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS


These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them.

None of the smoke associated with chainsaws is to be seen but the sound and the whirring of the blades can't be missed. Not to mention the sparks caused by the clash of blades.

Yes, they're clashing.

Standing a good foot and a half shorter than Garviel, Cain is somehow managing to not get a chainsword blade stuck in his head. He can't fight the Space Marine strength on strength but his ability to deflect the blade must either be instinct or awesome skill. Either way, they still pause every so often because fighting a frakking Astartes is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

Feel free to gawk, think they're insane, or that their weapons can't be wieldy due to physics but they still handle them like they're Jedi Masters.

At the park, of course.

Garviel and Cain will be tagging the threads separately and threadjacking between the two may happen.]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
But Cain is half your size.

[ Says this, yet knowing that Cain isn't a bloody pile of shreds right now. ]</small<

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
He is also my friend, and we both need to keep in practice.

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks it over, swinging her legs.] How heavy's it?

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
It helps when your opponent has a weapon without the chainsaw attachment.

[ Just amazed that Cain hasn't sustained any wound on him. Nevermind that his first encounters with Cain was helping him in the kitchen. ]

[identity profile] nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. Is it hard to use? [She's way more interested in the cool weapon.]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't want Cain to go too hard on you.

1/2

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
What are you even talking about?

I'm a super hero. A magical super hero.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
☠☠☠☠, that sounds stupid.

Yeah, I quit being a super hero, so ☠☠☠☠ that part of it too.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Some ork axes don't, thankfully.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's like using any other sword except if you accidentally hit yourself, you're losing a body part.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Then let me tell you that it's technically my job to kill people like you on sight.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? He seems like rather a worthless wastrel than a chaos spawnt o me.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart just stands back in awe. Jaw dropped and exposing his recently regained razor sharp jaws.]

That.

Is fucking awesome!
Edited 2011-06-08 01:21 (UTC)

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He will take careful hold of it, and offer her the hilt.]

Try holding it.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's what the Dark God of Trickery wants you to think.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ork Axes are pretty nasty, with or without a chainblade. I have a notch on my bolter from a warboss trying to cut me in half, caught it on the trigger-guard.

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm getting that feeling that most people have never seen one of these.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Is it?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Warbosses are a different story. Did I ever tell you I killed one of those myself before? I bet that would even impress an Astartes.

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I must confess I am impressed. It is a rare feat for a mortal to parry even one blow from my sword, let alone keep up with me. He must have been training for years.

[He was.]

[identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah.

You don't read many books, do you?

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Nah man, it' just that yours just happens to be the biggest.

Seriously, where did you get that thing.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Dude.

It's a sword that's also a chainsaw! How can it not be awesome?

[identity profile] hideandhero.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
It comes standard issue for Commissars and Imperial Guard officers.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Of what?

Like, the Navy?

The space Navy?

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